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scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

Ez Showerin' 

When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.
My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!

scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.
Looks like I won't be scoring tonight!
scoring by brendan May 13, 2004
1. To look at someone with a wierdly angry face.

2. To punish someone.
"I wonder why that hot chick's alway scowling in a corner".

"Dad scowled me last night for just a little pity sex".
scowling by Seemen January 11, 2009
something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.
"You are utterly SOBERING"
Sobering by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005