scorzered
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scoobered
scoobered by jack watson February 27, 2008
scoobered
The feeling of disbelief experienced by a powerful force as they are defeated by an underdog. It is similar to bamboozled in a sense that it applies to a situation involving surprise or unexpectedness.
The British thought crushing the small American resistance would be easy, but instead, they were absolutely scoobered.
scoobered by guytheginger May 6, 2018
Slozzered
"I'm going to get absolutely slozzered tonight!"
"Mate, you were slozzered last night!"
"Oh my god I'm so slozzered I can't even stand up!"
"Mate, you were slozzered last night!"
"Oh my god I'm so slozzered I can't even stand up!"
Slozzered by Bam Sutler. August 31, 2011
scowered
Schroered
A term spread around in KU Army ROTC. Synonym to Blue Falcon, it originated with a cadet that had a Napoleon complex. Commonly used when a cadet tries to act like a Drill sergeant and chews you out for no apparent reason. Can also be used when describing a buddy fucker. The use of excessive dip commonly precedes this ass chewing
Cadet-"I don't want to see any more socks with labels on them while in PTs. To be honest it really pisses me the fuck off!"
"You fucking pull the bolt back and ride that fucker home"
"Why the fuck are you not volunteering cadet? PUT THE FUCKING PAPERS OVER THERE WITH THE REST OF THEM"
Us-"oh shit, you just got Schroered "
"Did you see the cadet that had to do extra parking duty because he got voluntold?"
"Yeah he got Schroered"
"You fucking pull the bolt back and ride that fucker home"
"Why the fuck are you not volunteering cadet? PUT THE FUCKING PAPERS OVER THERE WITH THE REST OF THEM"
Us-"oh shit, you just got Schroered "
"Did you see the cadet that had to do extra parking duty because he got voluntold?"
"Yeah he got Schroered"
Schroered by Saltysoldier October 18, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026