scorzered

to be scorzered is to be hit in the forehead with a glass beer jug

"I know where your wife lives!"

he then picks up the beer jug, drinks it all, then scorzered him

by azzzzzzzz October 21, 2011

scoobered

scoobered means been drunk or been stonned

oi mate my head spinning

lol mate your scoobered

by jack watson February 27, 2008

scootered

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.

Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?

by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013

scoobered

The feeling of disbelief experienced by a powerful force as they are defeated by an underdog. It is similar to bamboozled in a sense that it applies to a situation involving surprise or unexpectedness.

The British thought crushing the small American resistance would be easy, but instead, they were absolutely scoobered.

by guytheginger May 6, 2018

Slozzered

To become drunk or intoxicated with alcohol.

"I'm going to get absolutely slozzered tonight!"

"Mate, you were slozzered last night!"

"Oh my god I'm so slozzered I can't even stand up!"

by Bam Sutler. August 31, 2011

scowered

To look high and low for something.

I scowered the internet looking for that limited edition CD.

by hcar May 29, 2008

Schroered

A term spread around in KU Army ROTC. Synonym to Blue Falcon, it originated with a cadet that had a Napoleon complex. Commonly used when a cadet tries to act like a Drill sergeant and chews you out for no apparent reason. Can also be used when describing a buddy fucker. The use of excessive dip commonly precedes this ass chewing

Cadet-"I don't want to see any more socks with labels on them while in PTs. To be honest it really pisses me the fuck off!"

"You fucking pull the bolt back and ride that fucker home"
"Why the fuck are you not volunteering cadet? PUT THE FUCKING PAPERS OVER THERE WITH THE REST OF THEM"
Us-"oh shit, you just got Schroered "
"Did you see the cadet that had to do extra parking duty because he got voluntold?"
"Yeah he got Schroered"

by Saltysoldier October 18, 2017