scoobered

The feeling of disbelief experienced by a powerful force as they are defeated by an underdog. It is similar to bamboozled in a sense that it applies to a situation involving surprise or unexpectedness.
The British thought crushing the small American resistance would be easy, but instead, they were absolutely scoobered.
by guytheginger February 16, 2018
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fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.
Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.
by guytheginger September 04, 2020
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fart

Short for "fan art." It has a negative connotation, and is normally used to describe fan art pieces that have the approximate quality of the term's namesake.
Haha, have you seen all the trashy fart on Lindsey's DeviantArt account?
by guytheginger August 31, 2020
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a heem heem whimper

An onomatopoeia meant to imitate the sound of sobbing or suppressed crying.
The term is mostly popular on Tumblr, which makes it a particularly "chronically online" way of expressing emotion. Using this term in real life or outside of certain online spaces will probably earn you odd looks and confusion.
It is also rarely spelled as "aheem heem whimper" or "ah heem heem whimper."
CrybabyCryptid420: "Pleeease suffocate me in your thighs"
FrogsInFishnets69: "No."
CrybabyCryptid420: "a heem heem whimper."
by guytheginger December 23, 2024
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