scoozer
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scooter douche
1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019
Related Words
scoozer • scooter • scoober • Scooter kid • scooper • scooter fag • Scooter ankle • scootered • Scooterboy • Scooter Trash
Scooter Braun
An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.
Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.
Scooter Braun by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 5, 2022
scooterbeast
A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.
scooterbeast by spixn January 9, 2014
Scooter
scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/
Verb
1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.
Noun
2. Some one who takes up too much space
ˈsko͞odər/
Verb
1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.
Noun
2. Some one who takes up too much space
- Parking diagonally across a drive way
"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."
- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you
"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."
- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.
"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."
- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you
"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."
- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.
"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
Scooter by Old-man Adams May 18, 2015
Scooter ankle
Scooter ankle by GoCommitScooterAnkle March 5, 2019
big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun
big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun by Bigassniggaonascooterdrinking January 29, 2021
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026