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scoobydoo defense

Defense: blame the messenger, try to shift the focus from the crime to the press that reports it.

At the end of each episode of Scooby Doo, the villain always says, “and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids
... and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling press reporters says Clinton to Matt Drudge

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has excoriated NewsWeek for reporting on a Qu'ran being flushed down a toilet in Guantanamo. Translation: "and we would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Newsweek guys"
scoobydoo defense by lawnorder August 7, 2005

scoobydoobydouche 

A man in his 50's or 60's, cruising around in a brightly painted 30 year old van
My wife and I went to Berkley, California, where we saw an inordinate amount of scoobydoobydouches.
scoobydoobydouche by Gregg B. June 24, 2010

SCOOBYDOO 

While boning a chick from behind you cum on to her back and as it comes out you yell "Scooby dooby doooooooooooo!"
As Josh was cumming onto Roxanne's back he yelled "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOO!"
SCOOBYDOO by Joshua Yreta September 19, 2003

ScoobyDoo’d 

When one rips their face off when they aren’t wearing a mask
Wow man! Chill out!! You just ScoobyDoo’d yourself!
ScoobyDoo’d by Scooby Doodler October 16, 2019

Scoobydoovian 

(Adjective) Seeming extraordinary or paranormal but having a commonplace explanation.
The series of ghost sightings at the old amusement park proved to be Scoobydoovian when it was discovered that Old Man Stevens was behind them.
Scoobydoovian by JAldous March 5, 2013

scoobydoopoo

A very long piece of poo, so long you feel like saying Scooby dooby doo poo!
Wow, after that big meal I did a big scoobydoopoo
scoobydoopoo by Avoura December 3, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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