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scoobydoo defense

Defense: blame the messenger, try to shift the focus from the crime to the press that reports it.

At the end of each episode of Scooby Doo, the villain always says, “and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids
... and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling press reporters says Clinton to Matt Drudge

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has excoriated NewsWeek for reporting on a Qu'ran being flushed down a toilet in Guantanamo. Translation: "and we would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Newsweek guys"
scoobydoo defense by lawnorder August 7, 2005

Scooby Doo'd 

When you bring a girl over and sleep with her, and she proceeds to go around the house into different rooms and sleep with your roommates (reminiscent of the Scooby Doo chase scenes). By the end of it, no ones really sure where she is.
Roommate 1: Hey man did you see Kathleen?

Roommate 2: Nope. She Scooby doo'd and that was the last I saw of her.

Roommate 3: Jinkies!
Scooby Doo'd by JustFred May 20, 2018

Scooby Doo doo doo 

Scooby Doo doo doo is Scooby Doo crap.
They had to stop filming the cartoon when Scooby dropped a huge steaming heap of Scooby Doo doo doo.

Scooby-Doo Dogging 

A term used to describe supervillain monologuing, the way the Scooby-Doo villain launches into a long monologue about their dumb plan.
"Dude, get to the point and stop Scooby-Doo Dogging around"
Scooby-Doo Dogging by CrispyChicken1 February 17, 2024

scoobydoobydouche 

A man in his 50's or 60's, cruising around in a brightly painted 30 year old van
My wife and I went to Berkley, California, where we saw an inordinate amount of scoobydoobydouches.
scoobydoobydouche by Gregg B. June 24, 2010

SCOOBYDOO 

While boning a chick from behind you cum on to her back and as it comes out you yell "Scooby dooby doooooooooooo!"
As Josh was cumming onto Roxanne's back he yelled "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOO!"
SCOOBYDOO by Joshua Yreta September 19, 2003