Avoura's definitions

icky poo

when you go to the toilet, and do a sticky poo, and it is stuck to your ass cheeks and around the anus and is hard to wash off, or generally any poo that is sticky and smells real bad.

I knew I should not have eaten at MacDonals, just look at that icky poo I did.

by Avoura December 28, 2005

gaseous arsus

Same as gaseous anus, where you cannot stop farting out gas from your bottom

Oops, that curry has given me a gaseous arsus

by Avoura December 28, 2005

burpalicious

This is when you burp, and you get a taste of what you ate earlier, when you had a nice dinner, so you get that delicious taste in your mouth again. Or a very nice dinner that will make you burp a lot later.

Mmm, that was burpalicious

by Avoura December 3, 2005

A.D.I.D.A.S.

Acronym for A Dog Is Doing A Shit.
Also name of a shoe company which recently bought up Nike.

Oh look, A.D.I.D.A.S. (A Dog Is Doing A Shit) -- how disgusting

by Avoura December 28, 2005

mile

Ancient unit of length, originally invented by the Romans who defined it as 1000 paces of a Roman Legion. The word mile is Latin for 1000. Now mostly replaced in usaged around the world by the kilometre. The Roman mile was approx 1.48 km in length, the modern mile is 1.609344 km in length. Still used on British roads and most US roads for distances and for speed limits in miles per hour. Most countries have long since abandoned this archaic measurement. Still used in vernacular speech for exaggeration.

That last attempt was miles better.
1 mile is about 1600 metres.

by Avoura December 28, 2005

gaseous anus

A condition where you just cannot stop farting.

Oops, there goes my gaseous anus letting out too much bad odours again.

by Avoura December 3, 2005

arsus

Latin word for bottom

I think you should shut up and sit on your arsus

by Avoura December 4, 2005