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gaseous arsus

Same as gaseous anus, where you cannot stop farting out gas from your bottom
Oops, that curry has given me a gaseous arsus
by Avoura December 28, 2005
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icky poo

when you go to the toilet, and do a sticky poo, and it is stuck to your ass cheeks and around the anus and is hard to wash off, or generally any poo that is sticky and smells real bad.
I knew I should not have eaten at MacDonals, just look at that icky poo I did.
by Avoura December 28, 2005
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centimetre

A small unit of length, based on the metre, there being 100 centimetres in 1 metre. Abbreviated to cm. The width of an average man's finger nail on his little finger is usually 1 cm.
The doctor measured the boy and he was 147 cm tall. The boy was pleased as he was 1 centimetre taller than he was last year.
by Avoura November 27, 2005
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burpalicious

This is when you burp, and you get a taste of what you ate earlier, when you had a nice dinner, so you get that delicious taste in your mouth again. Or a very nice dinner that will make you burp a lot later.
Mmm, that was burpalicious
by Avoura December 3, 2005
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mile

Ancient unit of length, originally invented by the Romans who defined it as 1000 paces of a Roman Legion. The word mile is Latin for 1000. Now mostly replaced in usaged around the world by the kilometre. The Roman mile was approx 1.48 km in length, the modern mile is 1.609344 km in length. Still used on British roads and most US roads for distances and for speed limits in miles per hour. Most countries have long since abandoned this archaic measurement. Still used in vernacular speech for exaggeration.
That last attempt was miles better.
1 mile is about 1600 metres.
by Avoura December 28, 2005
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Inch

Antiquated measurement unit, redefined in the 20th century to be exactly 25.4 millimetres in size. Not of much use in the modern age is it lacks precision, quality and beauty. Much better to use millimetres or centimetres instead.
Get rid of inches and give us cm instead
by Avoura December 28, 2005
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arsus

I think you should shut up and sit on your arsus
by Avoura December 4, 2005
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