Definitions by Avoura

centimeter 

centimeter is a misspelling of centimetre
100 centimetres is 1 metre in length

Those Americans spell it centimeter, but we call it a centimetre

centimeter by Avoura December 28, 2005

mile 

Ancient unit of length, originally invented by the Romans who defined it as 1000 paces of a Roman Legion. The word mile is Latin for 1000. Now mostly replaced in usaged around the world by the kilometre. The Roman mile was approx 1.48 km in length, the modern mile is 1.609344 km in length. Still used on British roads and most US roads for distances and for speed limits in miles per hour. Most countries have long since abandoned this archaic measurement. Still used in vernacular speech for exaggeration.

That last attempt was miles better.
1 mile is about 1600 metres.

mile by Avoura December 28, 2005

fartastic 

When you fart very loudly and get a great sense of relief, as the pressure from the gut is released through a great fart.

Aah, that was fartastic, I can relax again now.

fartastic by Avoura December 28, 2005

A.D.I.D.A.S. 

Acronym for A Dog Is Doing A Shit.
Also name of a shoe company which recently bought up Nike.

Oh look, A.D.I.D.A.S. (A Dog Is Doing A Shit) -- how disgusting

A.D.I.D.A.S. by Avoura December 28, 2005

icky poo 

when you go to the toilet, and do a sticky poo, and it is stuck to your ass cheeks and around the anus and is hard to wash off, or generally any poo that is sticky and smells real bad.

I knew I should not have eaten at MacDonals, just look at that icky poo I did.

icky poo by Avoura December 28, 2005

MacDonald's 

A fast food place that wants to dominate the world's eating habits, found in virtually every inhabited country and without doubt the worst food provider ever. MacDonald's food makes you puke and is quite disgusting in general. Big Mac is the main product, lots of burgers too with plastic cheese on them (the cheese is partly taken from cowgut). Eat it at your own risk. Morgan Spurlock made a film called Supersize Me, in which he ate nothing but MacDonald's food for 1 month and at the end of it was in a very poor state of health, it took him several months to recover.

Person A: I found a MacDonald's!
Person B: But is there anywhere we can eat without being sick?

MacDonald's by Avoura December 28, 2005

Inch 

Antiquated measurement unit, redefined in the 20th century to be exactly 25.4 millimetres in size. Not of much use in the modern age is it lacks precision, quality and beauty. Much better to use millimetres or centimetres instead.

Get rid of inches and give us cm instead

Inch by Avoura December 28, 2005