the wonderful feeling of release caused by dumping a shit either so powerful or forced to be held in until the last possible moment ("the crowning"). Can be either a verb or noun.
He experienced the bliss of a shigasm in the gas station crapper after a 3 hour, Red Bull and french fry road trip
That moment when you wake up, usually hanging from a night on the lash, to sunshine and a foot of fresh pow, causing you to violently jizz in your pants.
This can also occur when watching skiporn, before you shred a line, whilst shredding a line or when you see an absolutely bangtastic female skier.
Skier #1: Mate, look out the window, it's fucking fantastic Skier #2: Oh my fucking god...I'm pretty sure I just had a skigasm
Skier #1: Let's go shred that shit
the release of a shit so strong and/or urgent that its rapid plunge from your ass feels so good it's almost orgasmic. Hence, shigasm
after a 3 hour, non-stop, nacho fueled car trip, you're guaranteed to produce at least one shigasm at the first QuikiMart crapper you sit your ass upon
The rare act of shitting, orgasming, and sneezing all at the same time. The ultimate pleasure. Typically so intense that the party committing the act spontaneously combusts.
We all miss Smitty. A man of rare gifts. One to attempt to experience all of the world's pleasures; until the day he happened to glance at the sun while receiving oral sex on the toilet. The burst of flame was witnessed for miles and his cries of pleasure shall be remembered for generations to come. A Shigasmeze for the ages.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*