scigasm

For the scientist, it is the intellectual pleasure that accompanies obtaining really cool f***ing data from an experiment.

Thad looked at the results from the western blot and had a scigasm.

by Hellboy1 January 14, 2008

shigasm

the wonderful feeling of release caused by dumping a shit either so powerful or forced to be held in until the last possible moment ("the crowning"). Can be either a verb or noun.

He experienced the bliss of a shigasm in the gas station crapper after a 3 hour, Red Bull and french fry road trip

by Brett from Cincy November 4, 2007

skigasm

That moment when you wake up, usually hanging from a night on the lash, to sunshine and a foot of fresh pow, causing you to violently jizz in your pants.

This can also occur when watching skiporn, before you shred a line, whilst shredding a line or when you see an absolutely bangtastic female skier.

Skier #1: Mate, look out the window, it's fucking fantastic
Skier #2: Oh my fucking god...I'm pretty sure I just had a skigasm
Skier #1: Let's go shred that shit

by SuitUp5973829292 April 1, 2013

shigasm

the release of a shit so strong and/or urgent that its rapid plunge from your ass feels so good it's almost orgasmic. Hence, shigasm

after a 3 hour, non-stop, nacho fueled car trip, you're guaranteed to produce at least one shigasm at the first QuikiMart crapper you sit your ass upon

by Brett from Cincy October 25, 2007

Sigasm

To experience an orgasm whilst having sex with a guy named "Simon".

"OMG i totally had a sigasm last night"

by Sigasmic April 12, 2009

Shigasm

The act of orgasming so hard that one starts to defecate oneself.

Lorenzo: That movie was totally pwnage.
Alex: I kno...it almost made me shigasm.
Lorenzo: So thats wat i be smellin...

by Havik8(The Cuban) March 5, 2008

shigasmeze

The rare act of shitting, orgasming, and sneezing all at the same time. The ultimate pleasure. Typically so intense that the party committing the act spontaneously combusts.

We all miss Smitty. A man of rare gifts. One to attempt to experience all of the world's pleasures; until the day he happened to glance at the sun while receiving oral sex on the toilet. The burst of flame was witnessed for miles and his cries of pleasure shall be remembered for generations to come. A Shigasmeze for the ages.

by SpoonMenace July 23, 2017