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skigasm

That moment when you wake up, usually hanging from a night on the lash, to sunshine and a foot of fresh pow, causing you to violently jizz in your pants.

This can also occur when watching skiporn, before you shred a line, whilst shredding a line or when you see an absolutely bangtastic female skier.
Skier #1: Mate, look out the window, it's fucking fantastic
Skier #2: Oh my fucking god...I'm pretty sure I just had a skigasm
Skier #1: Let's go shred that shit
by SuitUp5973829292 April 1, 2013
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SKSgasm

When you are shooting your ultra-sexy SKS rifle, and you have a slamfire, firing multiple rounds in a row, and you have an orgasm. It most common with Canadians, as their gun laws prohibit fully automatic fire.
Bang, bang.
-Dude WTF, I fired two rounds in one trigger pu-OOOOOH SKSgasm!
by I went to the range today! April 18, 2010
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scigasm

For the scientist, it is the intellectual pleasure that accompanies obtaining really cool f***ing data from an experiment.
Thad looked at the results from the western blot and had a scigasm.
by Hellboy1 January 14, 2008
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shigasm

the wonderful feeling of release caused by dumping a shit either so powerful or forced to be held in until the last possible moment ("the crowning"). Can be either a verb or noun.
He experienced the bliss of a shigasm in the gas station crapper after a 3 hour, Red Bull and french fry road trip
by Brett from Cincy November 4, 2007
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skingasm

It's like an orgasm but on your skin
"Did you feel the air touch you skin?"
"Yeah, it's like a Skingasm" -R
by Dr4g0n Sl4y3r 69 September 18, 2013
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shigasm

the release of a shit so strong and/or urgent that its rapid plunge from your ass feels so good it's almost orgasmic. Hence, shigasm
after a 3 hour, non-stop, nacho fueled car trip, you're guaranteed to produce at least one shigasm at the first QuikiMart crapper you sit your ass upon
by Brett from Cincy October 25, 2007
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skagasm

1. when you're so riled up after a ska show that you can't help but dance during the car ride back home

2. when you're really into listening to ska at home that it makes you "happy"
Caroline: Jon, why won't Madison stop dancing... scaring the shit out of me.

Jon: we just got out of a Reel Big Fish concert... she's having a skagasm.
by aleye92 July 4, 2012
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