2 definitions by SpoonMenace
The rare act of shitting, orgasming, and sneezing all at the same time. The ultimate pleasure. Typically so intense that the party committing the act spontaneously combusts.
We all miss Smitty. A man of rare gifts. One to attempt to experience all of the world's pleasures; until the day he happened to glance at the sun while receiving oral sex on the toilet. The burst of flame was witnessed for miles and his cries of pleasure shall be remembered for generations to come. A Shigasmeze for the ages.
by SpoonMenace July 23, 2017
Any time you are sitting down and the contents of your pockets, i.e. keys, change, etc., all fall out.
Eric: "Oh man, we need to go back to the house, my wallet fell out of my pocket while we were sitting on the couch."
Kyle: "You got pocket divorced, dude."
Eric: "I lost everything!"
Kyle: "You got pocket divorced, dude."
Eric: "I lost everything!"
by SpoonMenace March 2, 2011