your such a schwole.
by Emily Huneycutt & Markki Stevens October 11, 2007
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Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating
by Jimmycrack May 7, 2020
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* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"
by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010
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Also the beginning stages of puberty, so expect your sweet little elementary schooler to begin changing in the most horrible of ways. Most middle schoolers will struggle with puberty, some more than others. Most give in to their hormones and act with carnal instinct, becoming obnoxious foul-mouthed babies with no respect for anyone-- this is due to the fact that they are confused and have absolutely no idea what to do with all of these new emotions and are trying to compensate this "weakness" by acting like brats.
Other middle schoolers at most will develop some lip, but are able to control their urges. When they go into high school they are generally more prepared to deal with high school, which is to be described almost as a breeding ground.
Middle schoolers are NOT to be confused with highschoolers. Middle schoolers are still in the "opening" stage of adulthood, whereas highschoolers are rushing through the "blooming" stage and "settling" stage. Middle schoolers are very experimental as they begin trying to find their identities, not knowing that identities are not found but developed.
Also the beginning stages of puberty, so expect your sweet little elementary schooler to begin changing in the most horrible of ways. Most middle schoolers will struggle with puberty, some more than others. Most give in to their hormones and act with carnal instinct, becoming obnoxious foul-mouthed babies with no respect for anyone-- this is due to the fact that they are confused and have absolutely no idea what to do with all of these new emotions and are trying to compensate this "weakness" by acting like brats.
Other middle schoolers at most will develop some lip, but are able to control their urges. When they go into high school they are generally more prepared to deal with high school, which is to be described almost as a breeding ground.
Middle schoolers are NOT to be confused with highschoolers. Middle schoolers are still in the "opening" stage of adulthood, whereas highschoolers are rushing through the "blooming" stage and "settling" stage. Middle schoolers are very experimental as they begin trying to find their identities, not knowing that identities are not found but developed.
Specimen A:
BEFORE Tony became a middle schooler, he was a very polite little boy who loved to share his toys.
AFTER Tony became a middle schooler, he grew out his hair and kept it greasy, dressed in black, talked back to teachers, talked about sex and harassed girls without actually knowing anything about sex, watches rated R movies and says things to purposely breaks his parents hearts. Lies about things he likes to impress other boys. And girls. Deep inside is still that polite little boy who loves to share his toys.
Specimen B:
BEFORE middle school, Maria likes to help people and read books.
AFTER middle school, Maria wears skanky clothes and hangs out with lots of boys and talks about boys, she also has a million best friends and newfound sisters and also lies about what she likes to please other boys and girls. Deep inside is that sweet girl that loves to help people and make people smile, and read a good book once in a while.
BEFORE Tony became a middle schooler, he was a very polite little boy who loved to share his toys.
AFTER Tony became a middle schooler, he grew out his hair and kept it greasy, dressed in black, talked back to teachers, talked about sex and harassed girls without actually knowing anything about sex, watches rated R movies and says things to purposely breaks his parents hearts. Lies about things he likes to impress other boys. And girls. Deep inside is still that polite little boy who loves to share his toys.
Specimen B:
BEFORE middle school, Maria likes to help people and read books.
AFTER middle school, Maria wears skanky clothes and hangs out with lots of boys and talks about boys, she also has a million best friends and newfound sisters and also lies about what she likes to please other boys and girls. Deep inside is that sweet girl that loves to help people and make people smile, and read a good book once in a while.
by iAnomaly January 22, 2011
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In their most recent meeting, Garrick's supervisor politely informed him that his latest thesis submission resembled a particularly messy case of scholera.
by Captain Frazzled August 25, 2011
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Get the Middle schooler mug.Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.
Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"
Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"
Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"
Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"
Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."
Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."
Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"
Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"
Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"
Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."
Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."
by Myles O'Mainnian July 22, 2017
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