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schwilled 

to be completely intoxicated. A past tense of schwill.
Nancey was completely schwilled from the party last night.

Frank schwilled on his drink.
schwilled by Phreaky Jesus January 16, 2005
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schwilled out 

megan, chris david and ian all got schawilled out after school

man were fucking schwilled out lets go smoke a clove
schwilled out by i to the an September 15, 2005
The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.
I saw a guy get schwinned hardcore today. It was fuckin' hilarious.
schwinned by j.money September 19, 2005

douche-schwillery 

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
douche-schwillery by areku1 February 15, 2013
scadilled is the feeling of watching an impending crash
those drunk drivers are sure making me feel scadilled right now

watching those cars get in an accident made me feel so scadilled
scadilled by swaggingpimpin February 19, 2022
The act of taking a pull or swig directly from a bottle of liquor. Schwills are usually performed in a group while passing the bottle to the next person after each schwill. Schwills are not mixed, but can be pre-chased, chased (chaser), or be taken str8 up no chase.
"Let's schwill some of that bottle."

"Quit fckin double schwillin."

"Pass the schwillage."
schwill by French Landis September 21, 2006

Schwigler 

One who generaly sucks at life, and tends to smoke low grade marijuna.
Dude, John Ashcroft is such a schwigler.
Schwigler by Kently March 18, 2005
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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