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schilled 

(verb)to dupe, lie, prank, trick, outsmart, show up, or deter a person in any manner. The act by which a person is belittled to absolutely nothing (life for them is now futile and meaningless for a given time) due to the fact that you, being a representative (Schilling), have gotten the best of them. To be Schill shocked is to have your backbone ripped out and shat on by a muffalo (see muffalo).
"Yo, did you hear how badly Derek, Dan and Christian's apartment got schilled?"
schilled by The Griffin November 1, 2005

Mr. Schiller 

The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.
Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."
Mr. Schiller by Dureiz March 24, 2011

schwilled out 

gurnee way to say getting drunk!!
megan, chris david and ian all got schawilled out after school

man were fucking schwilled out lets go smoke a clove
schwilled out by i to the an September 15, 2005

schwilled 

to be completely intoxicated. A past tense of schwill.
Nancey was completely schwilled from the party last night.

Frank schwilled on his drink.
schwilled by Phreaky Jesus January 16, 2005

Schiller Park Stegosaurus

Begin by jizzing on the back of a girl's neck. Allow the cum to run down to her tailbone. Then as the jizz starts to dry stand Doritos upwards in the cum trail. She will then resemble a stegosaurus!
I'll Schiller Park Stegosaurus that bitch with a bag of Cool Ranch!!!
1. When a person is murdered buy being shot and killed.
2. When a person goes in on someone.
1. What happened to the gas station owned after the robbery?

-Man, he was shilled.
2. Yo, Fabolous was going hard on that girl with 11 toes. He shilled her! lol
Shilled by jillibugc June 23, 2011
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