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Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.
I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.
schmizzed by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017
The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.
I saw a guy get schwinned hardcore today. It was fuckin' hilarious.
schwinned by j.money September 19, 2005

douche-schwillery 

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
douche-schwillery by areku1 February 15, 2013

Schmitzled 

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.
Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
Schmitzled by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

Schwigler 

One who generaly sucks at life, and tends to smoke low grade marijuna.
Dude, John Ashcroft is such a schwigler.
Schwigler by Kently March 18, 2005

schized out 

Derived from the word schizo, is mostly related to either paranoia, or having done too many drugs that cannot be handled.

Can also be used when someone is acting irrationally.
1.When I drank some liquor out of my parents cabinet, I got schized out, that they would find some missing.

2. I smoked so much of that heady shit that I got schized out and thought everyone was looking at me... at all the times.

3. One day Jo was all lovey dovey with me, then the next day he schized out and said I was a crazy bitch... yeah I'M the one who's crazy.
schized out by Ima Fox April 28, 2012