That someone creates a high, nagging, groaning sound with their voice. Like their being fucked in their too tight asses while they moan to their mammas and pappas to go to Disneyland.
My sister's boyfriend slept and they had sex and I could hear my sister schwien because it was too much or something.
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A word used as replacement for an insult or when referring to anything in the extreme negative/positive. It can also be used as a verb in those contexts as well
1. Jerry can't come over to hang out? That is the schviench
2. I got schvienched on my way to school because this person I was trying to avoid tried talking to me
2. I got schvienched on my way to school because this person I was trying to avoid tried talking to me
by Mini-legend October 10, 2020
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"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.
by kelamist May 27, 2018
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* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"
by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010
Get the Schwoen mug.When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"
Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
by AJ2478 June 3, 2016
Get the Schwing and a miss mug.The coupling of German footballers Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinstiger. The two are close friends and work together well on the pitch.
"Schweinski is love."
by 16lahm21 July 23, 2006
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