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Schweddy
Mr. Pete Schweddy is a fictional character from the Saturday Night Live sketch 'Delicious Dish.' Mr. Schweddy represents the (equally fictional) Schweddy Family line of meat products, including Schweddy Balls and Schweddy Weiner. He has " ... quite a reputation as the king of stadium-cooked cuisine."
The sketch is quite funny, and pretty obviously all about sexual innuendo. 'Schweddy' sounds like 'sweaty,' and all the various interpretations of 'meat' refer to male genitals. The outrageousness of the references steadily increases as the sketch goes on.
The sketch is quite funny, and pretty obviously all about sexual innuendo. 'Schweddy' sounds like 'sweaty,' and all the various interpretations of 'meat' refer to male genitals. The outrageousness of the references steadily increases as the sketch goes on.
Pete Schweddy: That's right. I'm proud to say I've won great acclaim for my takes on popcorn, crackerjacks, and pretzel bread. But I think what I am most known for is my weiner.
Margaret Jo McCullen: Your weiner. Wow. You don't say.
Pete Schweddy: I sure do. Would you like to see it?
Margaret Jo McCullen: Please. Please. (Pete pulls out a tray of weiners) Wow ...
Pete Schweddy: Is that some weiner, or what?
Margaret Jo McCullen: Yeah, it's a doozy, Pete.
Lynn Vershad: Now, is that a foot-long, or..?
Pete Schweddy: (chuckles) You flatter me!
Margaret Jo McCullen: Your weiner. Wow. You don't say.
Pete Schweddy: I sure do. Would you like to see it?
Margaret Jo McCullen: Please. Please. (Pete pulls out a tray of weiners) Wow ...
Pete Schweddy: Is that some weiner, or what?
Margaret Jo McCullen: Yeah, it's a doozy, Pete.
Lynn Vershad: Now, is that a foot-long, or..?
Pete Schweddy: (chuckles) You flatter me!
Schweddy by Verbithrax Pejorative April 25, 2011
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Schweddy Balls
The most infamous Delicious Dish episode featured Alec Baldwin as the chef Pete Schweddy, who came to the show to showcase his "Schweddy Balls," and later re-appeared to showcase his "Schweddy Weiner." The ice cream company Ben and Jerry's released a flavor in September 2011 called "Schweddy Balls" in homage to the skit, prompting complaints from conservative groups that the name was too explicit for grocery store shelves
Bob: "Have you heared the major news media complain about Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream saying its to (inappropriate)?"
Joe: "Yes...but every one knows the news media are a bunch of News Nazi anyway"
Bob: "And did you know it is made with cow rape juice"
Joe: "No i didnt, WOW it tast great AND is healthy"
Joe: "Yes...but every one knows the news media are a bunch of News Nazi anyway"
Bob: "And did you know it is made with cow rape juice"
Joe: "No i didnt, WOW it tast great AND is healthy"
Schweddy Balls by Saint Derrick September 30, 2011