schwaiting

Schwaiting is the act of shopping while waiting for a friend or an appointment. It would also be a synonym for Shloitering

John was late to arrive at the mall restaurant so I had to kill some time Schwaiting for him by doing some serious shopping.

schwaiting by intothefray March 24, 2021

schmacting 

A person who is a bad actor, actor who indicates, over-the-top, could potentially be overacting to make moments larger than they honestly feel about them.

A shitty acting performance, or a schmuck who is unsuccessfully trying to act

Schmuck + acting = schmacting

The actor had no connection to the work, it was obvious he was schmacting.

Watching that scene was so painful, the actor clearly had no idea how they truly felt and was indicating an emotion, clearly a very bad case of schmacting.

You think that was a performance? Acting, schmacting.

schmacting by Renegade Steve March 11, 2014

Schwarbington bear 

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.

1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

Schwarbington bear by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006

Schwabing Canaring Garber 

1.To be aweless, relentless, dauntless, valiant, and audacious.
2.Also means that you're "sick wit itt" and throw mad variations into it.
3.Also, can consist of a group of three people: Schwaber, Canarer, Garber.

Three guys (random names) are schwabing canaring garber's. And if you ain't shitting then get off the pot...

Schwabing Canaring Garber by Dwangerrr July 11, 2011

Schnarting 

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).

Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.

Schnarting by jmh215 October 13, 2011

Schwanking 

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

Schwanking by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.

So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.

Schwartzing by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011