schwael

When some one grabs a bottle of liquor or beer and take a a long shwig from the bottle thus making it a shwael

I took ten schwael's of the vodka last night, i was slammed

by nach libre December 24, 2009

Hollywood Schwal

Someone who tells fake stories about his success with women all the time, while everyone knows that they are fake.

Schwal: „And then i turned around and she was just naked!“
Everyone: „HahaHa crazy dude“
Everyone afterwards: „Lmao he is such a Hollywood Schwal. How can someone be so bad at lying.“

by Mr Potatodick April 25, 2020

SCHWELTCHER

A person who is disgusting and who does not appeal to you.

Pronounced- SK-WEL-CHER

Person one:-
This bird just messaged me and she was an utter SCHWELTCHER

Person two:- PAHAHAHAHA

by Matty_798 June 29, 2020

Schwalm

Someone from a relatively large family. All Schwalms are well endowed and want to have sex all the time and everyone wants to have sex with them.

Derived from the french word, "virile", Schwalms are so strong and so hot. Everyone wants a piece.

Always loyal, everyone wants to be friends with them, but they'll only chose the best of the best to hang around.

Known saying: "When you go Schwalm, you can't go wrong"

Known tongue twister (repeat three times): "Schwalm, Schlong, Swamp" or "Donkey Schlong Schwalm"

Julien: "Yo, Schwalm is such a good room mate! He cleaned up the toilet for a hole hour!"

Hot girl1: "Yo, this guy gave me a superman that hoe' yesterday night!"
Hot girl2: "It wouldn't be the first time. You've been Schwalmed again!"
Hot girl1: "I miss having sex with Schwalm"

by christinester March 6, 2010

Schwageled

Noun or verb to describe when someone is inebriated to the point in which they will likely be hung over and or unable to remember events the next day. This term is different from words such as smashed, hammered, etc. because it describes the excess consumption of alcohol as being carefully planned and or enabled by the consumers close friends.

“Dude, looks like Tom is about to be schwageled by Frank.”

“I was totally schwageled last night.”

by Dirty Dutchman April 28, 2019

schwally

Scottish term for a drink, usually of the alcoholic variety.

Wee Man: Hey big man, ye gang doon eh pub for a wee schwally?

Big Man: Aye, pure schwally man!

by RossTMcConnell April 16, 2008

schweel

To take a large pull of liquor generally from the bottle, can also refer to taking a drag from a cigarette or taking a hit from a pipe

Hey man I'm out of cigarettes give me a schweel off yours.

Hey give me that bottle of whiskey I need to take a schweel off of it.

Hey man pass it this way I'm going to take a schweel off that pipe.

by emmersem June 30, 2010