schwallies

A term used to describe an alcoholic beverage. First used by M. Patterson of Blackpool.

Neil : Are we going Skydiving then?
Matt : Yes, however I shall require a few schwallies before doing so to calm my nerves

Matt : Lets go into town for the 45th night on the row... just for a few schwallies.

by Some Negro June 20, 2005

scallies

The plural of scally, meaning a group of young uneducated townies.

Stuart: Hey mate, look at that group of chavvy kids.
Paul: What a bunch of scallies!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

Scallies

A term widely used in North England, but also spread all over the country, to describe the scum that hangs around shopping malls and McDonalds, wears tracksuits, listens to garbage music like 50 Cent, and last but not least, mugs people.

Look at that bunch of scallies hanging around the shopping mall. I was going to get in there to buy something nice, but nevermind it.

by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN May 31, 2013

schwallied

drunken, canned, hammered, boozed

Martin: "Lets have a last schwally!"

Craig: "No thanks, i'm very schwallied!"

by PatrickKing December 27, 2006

Schwayzies

the act of inhaling a hit from a bong, chuging a beer, then exhaling. Also known as a strikeout

Named schwayzies after actor patrick swayze would do one and get so absolutly fucked up he would forever imortalize the act and himself in a video know as 1 man 1 cup a video to this day overshawdowing his entire hollywood career

Man last night i hopped on the schwayzie train to schwayzie ville and did so many schwayzies im still picking glass out of my ass.

by DOYOULIKEBASS November 11, 2010

schwaglissa

An embarrassing, fairly unattractive female you've met on the Internet, whose presence you only tolerate for the purposes of sex.

"She's alright, I'm not gonna marry her or nothin'...just another schwaglissa."

"She's not bad in bed, but she's schwaggy like schwaglissa."

"Did you see that girl's outfit? It's fucking horrendous. Did she go shopping with schwaglissa?"

by Urban Dictionary User September 10, 2003

Schwillised

To be so drunk as to think you are Bruce Willis, when you are in fact not Bruce Willis. This level is drunkenness is not to be confused with Melgibsoned when you start to shout antisemitic slurs at local Jews.

Man I got so schwillised last night, yippie kay yay motherfucker!

by DJ Nefario January 11, 2011