schaël

a beautiful person with a great perfect skin that makes you wonder “what’s your skincare routine?”

oh schaël probably flawless skin with or without a skincare routine

by nickbrutusgrass November 21, 2021

schalted

To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.

"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"

by Jetstar June 27, 2014

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

by Moduluss March 12, 2019

ashley schaeffer

This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.

It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.

The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009

Schielke

A god amongst men, a true hero and legend.A epicly large lad that may of freaked it too hard.He was the ruler of the techroom and the guardian of the 3d printer.Dont get on his bad side or he will bring you to his techroom and freak you.His main enemies were slackers,people who wouldnt switch gears and vex spinners.his phisique was chode like with his hair as pink and as waxxy as a crayola crayon.

Dan:I TOLD YOU TO ONLY PUT YOUR NAME!!
Alex:Schielke look out for the bees!
Dan:OH GOD NOT THE BEES!!!

by The Schielkmiester October 10, 2018

schellinger

A feisty man or woman who is hot tempered and sarcastic, yet very protective and nurturing. Ladies/gents on the street, but freaks in the bed. Highly inappropriate and love to imbibe.

She is a drunk, sarcastic mess that I heard is good in bed. But don't mess with her family because I heard she's a schellinger.

by dnommah December 4, 2012