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Schwalm

Someone from a relatively large family. All Schwalms are well endowed and want to have sex all the time and everyone wants to have sex with them.

Derived from the french word, "virile", Schwalms are so strong and so hot. Everyone wants a piece.

Always loyal, everyone wants to be friends with them, but they'll only chose the best of the best to hang around.
Known saying: "When you go Schwalm, you can't go wrong"

Known tongue twister (repeat three times): "Schwalm, Schlong, Swamp" or "Donkey Schlong Schwalm"

Julien: "Yo, Schwalm is such a good room mate! He cleaned up the toilet for a hole hour!"

Hot girl1: "Yo, this guy gave me a superman that hoe' yesterday night!"
Hot girl2: "It wouldn't be the first time. You've been Schwalmed again!"
Hot girl1: "I miss having sex with Schwalm"
by christinester March 6, 2010
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Schwalm

Best dickpick ever! He had a actual uncircumcised schwalm wuaw
by Charisiimo March 5, 2018
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Schwalm

Substantiv, maskulin - der dünne, wirbelnde Rauchfaden, der aus einer Zigarette (oder ähnlich feiner Glut) aufsteigt.
Der Schwalm verlor sich im Licht der Straßenlaterne.
by Dantamram October 26, 2025
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Hollywood Schwal

Someone who tells fake stories about his success with women all the time, while everyone knows that they are fake.
Schwal: „And then i turned around and she was just naked!“
Everyone: „HahaHa crazy dude“
Everyone afterwards: „Lmao he is such a Hollywood Schwal. How can someone be so bad at lying.“
by Mr Potatodick April 25, 2020
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Schwarma

A Middle Eastern/Mediterranean style hot sandwich wrap that is most commonly served in the chicken, beef, or lamb varieties. The sauce in the wrap is delicious and lends it's flavor to making the schwarma a highly popular quick meal enjoyed by Middle Eastern residents and deployed military personnel alike who have brought back desire for the schwarma to the United States and other Western countries.
"Yo, let's cruise down to schwarma alley and raid Fahkruden's. I'm fucking starving."

"Gimme a double chicken schwarma beaaaaaatttttttchhhhh."
by Schwarma Annihilator September 5, 2009
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Schwammered

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.
Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore
by schwammered June 5, 2010
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schwally

Scottish term for a drink, usually of the alcoholic variety.
Wee Man: Hey big man, ye gang doon eh pub for a wee schwally?

Big Man: Aye, pure schwally man!
by RossTMcConnell April 16, 2008
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