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schumered 

The act of repeating a joke told by someone else, but having it fall flat.
Did you hear Frankie stole my joke? They totally Schumered it.
schumered by Vagaboner August 26, 2017
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Amy Schumer

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.
Amy Schumer by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021
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Amy Schumer

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.
I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale
Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.
Amy Schumer by ReadyLife November 17, 2018

Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist
“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”

Amy Schumer is funnier than you 

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.
Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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