Schulered 

When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).

After a night of drinking and partying:

Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?

Ric: No problem.

The next day upon entry into the bathroom:

Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!

Schulered by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007

Scholared 

One who has obtained the right to study (through financial aid, merit, status ..etc.) under the privileges of a scholarship. Word usually used in past-tense, however, can be used in reference to future occurences (example below;)

Jenny was scholared into NYU, how crazy is that?!

Matt, do you think you'll be scholared into Harvard...I mean, what are the chances of that?

Scholared by LilKiddo22 June 18, 2011

SCHULTEED

WHEN SOMEONE EATS WHATEVER IS AROUND INSTEAD OF GETTING LUNCH

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY GUMMI BEARS?

YOU MUST HAVE GOT SCHULTEED.

SCHULTEED by THE DIRTY FUCKING DITCHES March 10, 2012

scrubered 

When your Uber takes significantly longer to get you to your destination than you thought it would.

Person A: We've been sitting here for 30 minutes, where you at?
Person B: Sorry bro, got totally scrubered, be there soon.

scrubered by SeamusOLanigan April 29, 2016

The Schuler

to fuck a girl in the ass. and make her cry.

The Schuler is from this man named Schuler who was having sex with this girl doggy style. and she pointed at her ass. So he just put it in there. No lube or anything. She feel over crying and he just got dressed, said he was sorry and went home.

The Schuler by Dizzle Dazzle January 15, 2008

schulzed 

past tense of schulzing

"Dude, where's your other shoe?"
"I don't know, I got schulzed last night"

schulzed by brad the imprinter June 9, 2005

schultzed 

Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.

Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.

schultzed by Laser layton October 7, 2014