Schauered

to become intoxicated followed by throwing up at the end of the night.

"Last night after the party, I was so Schauered."
"Oh man, I just Schauered all over my girlfriend's car."
"Last night was a bad night, I was Schauered when I got home."

by drunkgirl101 January 10, 2012

schauer

1)from the english shower. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they could compeletly fill a shower completely with their fat ass.

2)from the english saucer. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they cannot stop eating Fatty Fucking Food (FFF) from a saucer.

- ::Look at that boftt!
::Yeah, it reminds me of the schauer/saucer i saw the other day.

- ::Yo, momma so fat, she can't get her boftt in the shower.

by Dr. DVO February 17, 2009

schauer

An uber gay crazy stalker.

People with the first name of Dan.

"Wow, dan really is a schauer!"

by Captain Condom December 12, 2003

Mick Schauer

Mick is a musician, currently playing Hammond organ for the rock band Clutch. He is a native of Prince George's County, Maryland, The United States of America, northern hemisphere, Earth, solar system of the Sun, western spiral-arm of the Milky Way galaxy.
He is tallish, blonde, an Eagle Scout, and of German descent.

Mick Schauer melted my face last night at the Clutch show. Was that a Leslie speaker on his Hammond organ? Righteous.

by MrPHP July 8, 2006

jimmy schauers

Gemini Man Child.No goals, ambition. Suckubus. Lost.(Aka Stephen).

Jimmy schauers gave me a bad Vibe.

by Stephen's Mommy September 22, 2020