Schauered 

to become intoxicated followed by throwing up at the end of the night.

"Last night after the party, I was so Schauered."
"Oh man, I just Schauered all over my girlfriend's car."
"Last night was a bad night, I was Schauered when I got home."

Schauered by drunkgirl101 January 10, 2012

schaubed 

when a quarterback ends a football game by throwing an interception that results in his team losing the game

With ten seconds left on the clock, the quarterback schaubed the game.

schaubed by Scruffy Nina December 6, 2013

A Schauermann Joke 

This is a term used for defining a poorly made joke, typically a racist, or sexual innuendo which brings absolutely zero amusement to the listeners. The best way to deal with such a joke is to either ignore it or call the wannabe comedian a tool and shake your head.

While playing halo you are on the yellow team and you are playing against the brown team. When suddenly one of your teammates shouts out "Hey I just killed two brown people!" This is a perfect example of the unintentional Schauermann joke. Be Wary. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. A Schauermann Joke is very contagious and if it is not slapped down in the bud it will spread.

A Schauermann Joke by HAHAHAHAH EEEZ FUNNY October 31, 2011

Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

Schaared 

A co-worker is notorious for staying long past scheduled shift time, which often results in later scheduled employees leaving before he does. It is referred to as "being Schaared."

Dude, you've been Schaared!
If you don't leave soon, you're gonna be Schaared!

Schaared by dfjdlfjsFODfffsdjkfhasd;kljfol June 30, 2017

Mick Schauer 

Mick is a musician, currently playing Hammond organ for the rock band Clutch. He is a native of Prince George's County, Maryland, The United States of America, northern hemisphere, Earth, solar system of the Sun, western spiral-arm of the Milky Way galaxy.
He is tallish, blonde, an Eagle Scout, and of German descent.

Mick Schauer melted my face last night at the Clutch show. Was that a Leslie speaker on his Hammond organ? Righteous.

Mick Schauer by MrPHP July 8, 2006

schlagered 

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

schlagered by ez September 24, 2004