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Schreiber High School

A school in Port Washington full of drugs and chewing tobacco.
"Dude I'm taking my SAT at Schreiber High School, hope I don't get a contact high."

Schreiber 

A German family whose name means "writer", they were originally part of a Teutonic noble house who rose to power through extortion and murder. When the members of this house were exiled from the region, a branch of them took on the name Schreiber as a pseudonym, pretending to be traveling scholars while maintaining their avaricious lifestyles.
That guy's bad, but he's no Schreiber.

Schreiber's Switch 

Initially delivering to a woman with 2 in the pinky and 1 in the stinky, and at appropriate moment, "switch" to 1 in the pinky and 2 in the stinky.
Right before her "arrival" I schreiber's switched on her, and then she came
Schreiber's Switch by michu18 December 28, 2010

schrieber 

To suck dick for something you want. Many times to gain an unfair advantage.
Man, the coach must have schriebered the referees to get some of those calls.
schrieber by Wayne Rollins April 8, 2004

schieber 

German slang for "sexual tool"
Mary:"I fucked the shit out of my schieber last night"
Yasmin:"NO SHIT?!"
schieber by Mumdiggity April 10, 2005

Schreiber 

a high school located in port washington, new york. much more diverse than surrounding schools like manhasset. schreiber has a pretty solid mix of kids. There are some typical long island dbags who think there the shit, but other kids are chill. schreiber sucks at pretty much every sport. jv football is filled with midgets, and bball now has kids who wouldnt make the team at a real sports school. lax is pretty big, and the team's solid. teachers are for the most paid laid back and pretty chill, tho a few should definitely be fired.

its pretty good academically too...even some dumb kids end up going to good colleges because of schreiber's reputation.

most kids live the "work hard, party hard" lifestyle.

overall, a pretty good place to go to high school
I'm smart, somewhat involved in my community, play a few sports, and pretty arrogant. I'm a typical kid in schreiber.

I'm so glad I go to schreiber and not manhasset.

I'm a total dipshit, but somehow I got into NYU. going to schreiber definitely helped.
Schreiber by ohleeeeeeeeerd July 24, 2011