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Schempfs 

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."
Tim wears strictly schempfs.
Schempfs by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018
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schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.
"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."
schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

Schrelpe 

The part of your body that digests baconators
shit man my Schrelpe is aching so hard rn”
Schrelpe by Chad2849292 April 12, 2022
A Schwemp... A gypsy child of questionable parentage, has facial hair no matter how little the amount, is at least bordering on overweight and has next to no social skills and will likely give birth to further Schwemps as it is a dominant gene. Believed to have evolved from Dale farm, backwards
Plural - Schwempi

Singular - Schwemp

Context - "Look at that (those) dirty schwemps (schwempi)

"That caravan is a schwemp hive"

"We're going to norfolk"..."Do we need the schwempicide?"

"That bloke has webbed hands"..."Probably a schwemp"
Schwemp by Jackson Harenberg September 26, 2012
Schmuck + Trump = Shrump. Trump is the dumbest schmuck in the game. WHO IS THE DUMBEST SHMUCK IN THE GAME???? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP. WHO IS THE DUMB SCHMUCK IN THE OVAL OFFICE?? SCHRUMP SCHRUMP SCHRUMP!!! DONALD SCHRUMP!!!!

-CREDIT GOES TO GARY JACOBS
What's the name of the dumb shmuck in the oval office? Donald Schrump!
Schrump by OKURNESSEABJ June 28, 2020
"Chevonne went on the Scream Machine and she didn't scrempt once!"

"I scrempt so hard when I saw that Bernie meme"
Scrempt by Ellebeeque February 20, 2021