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a bff who always does stuff with you, for example, poops (or smashes), collects baseball cards, etc. also enjoys a light snack every now and again( preferably a chocolate rice krispie treat). favorite number is 33
yo, you see number 33? hes my best friend, hes a schlitzer.
by jkitty13 December 06, 2010
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