schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

by Anomaly July 12, 2005

schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 28, 2003

Schlitzed

When you drink too much beer and then later poop your pants.

I got drunk last night on beer and Schlitzed my pants after I passed out.

Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!

That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.

by I am Achmed. April 10, 2013

Schlitzed

To become/be drunk purely off of a cheap light beer. Derived from Schlitz beer, the original cheap light beer brewed in Wisconsin since 1849.

Brian brought a 12 pack of Miller Lite and now he's just Schlitzed.

by The_Informer March 30, 2019

Schnitzel Toe

The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants

“Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.

by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018

schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.

I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.

by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

schlitter

slang for kitty litter
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etymology: shit + litter = schlitter

shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter

by PajamaSutra June 21, 2019