schnitzer

Deliberate defilement of one's meal at a restaurant after complaining to the waiter.

Julie complained about the fettuccine Alfredo and got a schnitzer plate instead.

by Leodog July 11, 2013

schnitzer

Commonly used to denote an iconic trio. The term can also be used to display mischief in a family setting accompanied with violence, yelling, and social issues.

A person that bangs a lot of chicks.

1) My son is crazy with his two friends! When they're together they become a schnitzer!
2) This guy is a total chick magnet! He is a total schnitzer!
See schnitz

by !___! August 29, 2018

Schnitzer

Client who has a well intended somewhat understandable request that results in a mountain of paperwork.

We're going to add 2000 underprivileged youth to the event but it's going to require our team working all weekend to get the paperwork pushed through in time because the boss already said yes to the Schnitzer.

by WorkerBee2001 March 21, 2022

schnitzer fritzed

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

by Cassaniti November 21, 2017

AC-Schnitzer

A reputable tuner of BMW motorcars

AC-Schnitzer will transform your plebian 5 series wagon into a fly sleeper for a mere $10Gs

by slick rick April 15, 2005

AC-Schnitzer

A guy with a fucking large penis that is like 1000 meters long

OMG that guy has a AC-Schnitzer

by AC-Schnitzer April 13, 2005

AC-Schnitzer

A Short Stubby Incompetent Midget

midget stubby incompetent short

by AC-Schnitzer April 15, 2005