a small animal, kind of like a wombat, that lives solely in treehouses and survives on southern comfort and wheat thins.
by eg4316 June 15, 2008
Get the schpitzl mug.The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.
Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!
"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
by TressaRocks January 1, 2012
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Being drunk beyond normal human capacitance. Past black-out stage. Possibly in combination with substances. Most likely waking up 16 hours after incident having no recollection of previous engagements. Unwilling to lift body from bed for the following 24 hours.
After that handle of vodka and plate of hash brownies last night, I was so schnitzlered I couldn't make it into work the next two days!!
by Raspy Barnickle July 13, 2010
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Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel
**see also mohel bohel
Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel
**see also mohel bohel
That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!
"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006
Get the schmitzle-schmazle mug.the act of schpitzing, or sweating heavily. usually from the groin or underarms. can be associated with jews when they see money.
by zlacroix March 25, 2007
Get the schpitzin mug.A deep hole that leads from the ass cheeks to the bowel, where one shits through. Most commonly refered to as poop chute.
by Penelope January 17, 2004
Get the ass schnitzle mug."Oh man, did you see that guy dunk over Carlos Boozer?"
"Yeah, that's a total Luke-Schnitzler right there."
"Yeah, that's a total Luke-Schnitzler right there."
by schnitz31 December 18, 2008
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