schpitzl

a small animal, kind of like a wombat, that lives solely in treehouses and survives on southern comfort and wheat thins.

Holy crap, I just caught a schpitzl!

schpitzl by eg4316 June 15, 2008

Schmitzled 

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.

Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"

Schmitzled by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

schnitzlered 

Being drunk beyond normal human capacitance. Past black-out stage. Possibly in combination with substances. Most likely waking up 16 hours after incident having no recollection of previous engagements. Unwilling to lift body from bed for the following 24 hours.

After that handle of vodka and plate of hash brownies last night, I was so schnitzlered I couldn't make it into work the next two days!!

schnitzlered by Raspy Barnickle July 13, 2010

schmitzle-schmazle 

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel

That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"

schmitzle-schmazle by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

schpitzin 

the act of schpitzing, or sweating heavily. usually from the groin or underarms. can be associated with jews when they see money.

its so hot in here i feel like a schpitzin jew.

schpitzin by zlacroix March 25, 2007

ass schnitzle 

A deep hole that leads from the ass cheeks to the bowel, where one shits through. Most commonly refered to as poop chute.

Michael enjoys to fondle his ass schnitzle while playing raquetball with the neighborhood children.

ass schnitzle by Penelope January 17, 2004

Luke-Schnitzler 

Someone who loves dunking over Carlos Boozer.

"Oh man, did you see that guy dunk over Carlos Boozer?"
"Yeah, that's a total Luke-Schnitzler right there."

Luke-Schnitzler by schnitz31 December 18, 2008