schnitzlered 

Being drunk beyond normal human capacitance. Past black-out stage. Possibly in combination with substances. Most likely waking up 16 hours after incident having no recollection of previous engagements. Unwilling to lift body from bed for the following 24 hours.

After that handle of vodka and plate of hash brownies last night, I was so schnitzlered I couldn't make it into work the next two days!!

schnitzlered by Raspy Barnickle July 13, 2010

Luke-Schnitzler 

Someone who loves dunking over Carlos Boozer.

"Oh man, did you see that guy dunk over Carlos Boozer?"
"Yeah, that's a total Luke-Schnitzler right there."

Luke-Schnitzler by schnitz31 December 18, 2008

schnitzeled

Often used as a verb or action word referring to the act of theft.

Milan: "someone totally schnitzeled my 7 dollar bag of fuckin chips"

schnitzeled by Jamesclay16 November 24, 2017

Schnitzeled

Pissed as fuck or even off your tits on drugs

Schnitzeled in Notts

Schnitzeled by boogiemoog July 27, 2019

Schnitzeled

When a German vehicle has been modified (in poor taste). Rather than it being "RICED" it is Schnitzeled. The wiener being the driver, and the schnitzel being the modified vehicle.

As an Audi S4 rolls past on lowering springs with a body kit and straight pipes... That poor S4 has been schnitzeled! Look at the wiener driving it.

Schnitzeled by bicyclejohn September 26, 2018

schnitzelled

Someone who's not all there, or on cloud 9... Normally baked or wigging out.

Noodles has had so many pipes, he's schnitzelled himself.
Ozlington just saw the vote i brought home for him, now he's schnitzelled

schnitzelled by Robbarelli101 February 11, 2021

nonshit schnitzeled 

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.

Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.

nonshit schnitzeled by el capitano! October 4, 2018