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Schielke 

A god amongst men, a true hero and legend.A epicly large lad that may of freaked it too hard.He was the ruler of the techroom and the guardian of the 3d printer.Dont get on his bad side or he will bring you to his techroom and freak you.His main enemies were slackers,people who wouldnt switch gears and vex spinners.his phisique was chode like with his hair as pink and as waxxy as a crayola crayon.
Dan:I TOLD YOU TO ONLY PUT YOUR NAME!!
Alex:Schielke look out for the bees!
Dan:OH GOD NOT THE BEES!!!
Schielke by The Schielkmiester October 10, 2018
Related Words
he's very schpivelly

you're acting quite schipvel today
schpivel by pks_22 January 11, 2023
The act of taking a loss

Origin: Derived from 21 Savages’ song “No heart,” Shpieled (Spilled) is a particularly broad word in terms of its versatility as it can be used for more serious applications involving violent crimes, or casually to describe an inconvience that may have occurred.
Example 1:

“All these niggas play like they tough, till a nigga gets killed, till a nigga gets shpieled” -21 Savage

Example 2:

Chad: I heard you asked the new girl out, how’d that go man?

Brad: not so good bro, I just got shpieled.
Shpieled by Shpieled July 30, 2018
A description that is repeated frequently the same way.
She went into her schpeel on the benefits of yoga.
schpeel by Anonymous September 22, 2003
Noun
1. The story.
2. A large body of words.
3. A speech
3. The scoop (new or unknown detailed information)
Instead of giving the usual corporate schpeel, talk real to your audience.

Do you have the schpeel on that guy?
schpeel by dimondite July 21, 2006
A long sales pitch by a person who wants to sell you on an idea or convince you about what kind of person he is. Usually used for picking up chicks or selling you car insurance.

See also shtick
If you want to get some, you have to have a to start with a good opener and follow it up with a good shpiel.
shpiel by Arunabh Das February 20, 2009
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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