schpilkis 

Old, undefined Yiddish expression popularized by Mike Myers' character "Linda Richman" on Saturday Night Live in the 1990's. For those not
in the know, the Yiddish language is a combination of German and Hebrew dialects developed between the ninth and 12th centuries and was commonly used by Eastern European immigrants in the United States in the early part of the 20th Century, but has been considered a dying language. For those also not in the know, Mike Myers based the character "Linda Richman" on his real life mother-in-law of the same name.

"Pawl Baldwin is still sick, poo poo poo. He's got schpilkis of the genectagezoink."

schpilkis by Doug E. Doug May 23, 2005

Schpilkis 

(Yiddish) Hemorrhoids.

I can't sit down, I got the schpilkis.

Schpilkis by Jersey Goy September 5, 2006

Schmilkies 

A term making reference to the female breast or more commonly known as tits.

Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"

Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)

Schmilkies by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008

shpilkis 

{Transliteration from the original Yiddish}

Noun:
To 'bounce off the walls', nervous energy without purpose. In English - to be 'on pins and needles'. Common in kids when they have had too much sugar, or adults too much caffeine {or any combination of same}. Kids with ADD or ADHD before they are medicated.

"Oy, you kids in the back seat! Enough with the shpilkis already, or I'm gonna turn around this car around, right now!"

"Check out the cat, she got into the catnip. Such shpilkis I have never seen!"

shpilkis by Shpilkis M Katz {I'm not kidding!} February 2, 2006

shpilkes 

nervous energy, tha word is yiddish.

I had shpilkes before the interview.

shpilkes by j. zerusi January 16, 2005

schnickis 

a word used in place of a profanity

holy schnickis!
you schnickis head!

schnickis by better than the other Nate November 9, 2006

shpilkas 

Antsy, excited, nervous

I am so excited about going to the Morrissey Concert that I have been on Shpilkas all day!

shpilkas by Not A Shiksa October 30, 2003