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schpeeler 

One who schpeels.
1. She spoke very quickly and with much energy, just as any accomplished schpeeler should.

2. He told his story just like a schpeeler, never leaving out any interesting details.
schpeeler by Schpeeler May 13, 2003
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Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.
After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.
Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Schweeterman 

- Yooo peep the sweeterman over there.
- Mans is too schweet, he's a schweeterman fam
Schweeterman by Schweeterman July 15, 2019

fanny schmeller 

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...
wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?
fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008
The most beautiful, amazing, intelligent, incredible girl on the planet. She is wiser beyond her years. Her trust is invaluable and should not be taken lightly. Schyeler is also typically a very great friend. She is way too good for any guy. She is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. She is very confidant and independent. She has very high standards for everything. She is literally a living example of the word "perfect".
Jack: Wow that girl is amazing!
Fernando: She must be a Schyeler.
Jack: How do you know?
Fernando: Because... She is de best!!
Schyeler by Justsomegeek May 2, 2013
A description that is repeated frequently the same way.
She went into her schpeel on the benefits of yoga.
schpeel by Anonymous September 22, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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