Schlop

When a person is about to get some spicy head from a girl

My nigga jasen this bitch is gonna schlop

by Chris the puss crusher March 07, 2017

Schlop

Sound kitty makes when it drinks water. Doggos can make it too.

Kitty see water, kitty do schlop sclhop, water gone.

by KittyPotatoCat June 30, 2019

Schlop

The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.

Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"

by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Schlop

When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.

"Dude, I schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!"

by schlopmeister July 04, 2008

Schlop

to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.

Alex schlopped Marshal, sending Noah into jiggly hysterics.

by Poop Face McGee and the Poopettes March 28, 2004

Schlop

A new age dance move, most commonly characterized with autismic movements. To perform this dance, you grab your left leg and pull it behind you like you are stretching your quad. While still holding your left leg in a quad stretch position, you jump twice on your right leg and then give your right knee a good, hearty smack.

(This dance is popular among those who row.)

" Hey Tarzan!"
-"We just came first in our regatta race!
*proceeds to viciously hit the schlop as a demonstration of a hard earned victory.*

by Ti-84 Plus April 08, 2019

Schlop

To Skeet On One's Feet

"Man I Schlopped On Jessica Last Night!"

by Mike Asdasd February 20, 2008