Definitions by stirling78

spruceage

n. The act or the result of the act of sprucing up one's crib (ie, home), especially the outer, front portions...yard, fence, painting, etc.

Joe: "Yo, Bob, you're making me look like a bad husband with all that spruceage you're doing over there!"

spruceage by stirling78 June 26, 2009

schoop 

School cafeteria waste. Specifically, the food that goes uneaten and put all together in a dumpster.

guy 1: Dude! You have GOT to see the schoop from the lunchroom today....it's disgustingly awesome!

guy2: Dude, I saw it and barfed.

guy1: Told ya!

schoop by stirling78 May 30, 2009

Manufactured Outrage 

A common Left-Wing tactic to incite "change" in a known policy or cause. Also used as a mudslinging device in order to undermine Right-Wingers

The Democrat Politician revealed his Manufactured Outrage at the cutting of trees in order to SAVE THE PLANET. He was further "outraged" by a myriad of things: polar bears, sea otters, Styrofoam, swamp land, the War on Terror, certain books, the conservative talk shows on a.m. radio, the lack of rights for Gays, the lack of rights for animals, the lack of rights for women...and children...and illegal immigrants, the use of the word "God" anywhere, the "right" to abort babies, corporations, banks, SUVs, hunters, guns, bibles, big cars, oil-production, and the over-spending of the Bush Administration. Of course, the over-spending of the Obama Administration was OK, though. A few things he wasn't outraged about: Term Limits for elected officials, tort reform, a balanced budget, and freedom.

Manufactured Outrage by stirling78 May 24, 2009

urinalienation 

The act of a (usually) heterosexual male entering a pubic restroom and passing one or more open urinals in order to create the requisite "space" between himself and any other pee-ers.

Man: "Dr. I've got a bad case of urinalienation."

Dr: "Dude, me too! I can't pee unless there's three open urinals between me and other dudes!"

urinalienation by stirling78 May 20, 2009

schmag

a cigarette.

Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."

schmag by stirling78 April 27, 2009