When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

Schnart by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

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schnurph

to schnurph, to be in a most relaxed state.
(schnurphing out.)

person 1: "Hey mate, what are you up to?"
person 2: "Got a cheeky red wine, I'm just gunna grab a DVD and schnurph..."
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"He schnurphed out; he is asleep on the couch with a nana blanket."
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Person 1:"hey man you look pretty comfy in front of the fire with that glass of brandy."
Person 2:"...schnurph..."

schnurph by Nerd Hunter October 20, 2008

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schlurky

Its a german slang word currently very popular in Austria (youth word of the year 2019). Schlurky describes a person who is extremely lit while at the same time being super relaxed.

Historic background: The Austrian "Krocha" youth scene back from the year 2008 gave themselves a make-over. They are now promoting themselves as "Generation Schlurk". Their signature word "schlurky" has evolved from earlier version like "schlurkylicious" and "schlurkaaaay".

"Dein Hut brennt und du bist trotzdem total entspannt - voll schlurky."

"Schlurky ist ein Eigenschaftswort."

"Du bist heute mal wieder besonders schlurky unterwegs!"

"Boah! Ich bin gerade sowas von schlurky!"

schlurky by mr.magnet March 20, 2019

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Schnorkel

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.

Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!

Schnorkel by gingerrae March 29, 2010

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schnarfburgle

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length

matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina

schnarfburgle by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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