schnurff
As opposed to a smurf, which are efficient and on time; schnurffing is to be delayed in any action and/or activity.
schnurff by monocle_man July 7, 2011
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schnuffle luffle by schnufflehead August 5, 2009
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schnuerffdog day
a fun and joyous holiday that happens the first friday of the second semester in a school year! those celebrating wear green to share their schnuerffdog day cheer!!!
schnuerffdog day by lickmyhairyhole January 20, 2023
schnuffle
The act of sniffing with the loudness and intensity of a wild dog - usually while sniffing a partner's neck or arm or leg in order to ascertain that they are the real thing and not just a clone sent to trick you (which is totally possible in this day and age).
Please stop you're messing up my hair, you don't have to schnuffle me - I promise I'm your wife and not just a replicant.
schnuffle by Sarah Monaghan January 23, 2007
Schnarff
verb (used with object)
1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.
2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.
3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.
–verb (used without object)
4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,
5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.
6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).
–noun
7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.
8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.
9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot
10. a glass of vitamin D milk.
1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.
2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.
3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.
–verb (used without object)
4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,
5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.
6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).
–noun
7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.
8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.
9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot
10. a glass of vitamin D milk.
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