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schnurdle

Schnurdle is used to describe 'that word' you can't think of during a conversation.
Can you get the Schnurdle out of the fridge
by Andy1194 October 9, 2014
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Schmurtled

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
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schnargle

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.
Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!
by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008
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schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
by tinwillie June 22, 2011
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schnupleghostle

omg did you see what they put on their schnupleghostle story
by schnupleghostlewhore June 18, 2021
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Schnoodle

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it
My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.
by Tromp September 12, 2007
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Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013
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