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Schmurtled
The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
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schnargle
A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.
schnargle by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008
schnoodle diving
When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011
schnupleghostle
schnupleghostle by schnupleghostlewhore June 18, 2021
Long Distance Schnoodle
The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
Long Distance Schnoodle by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013
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