Schnurg

When snot or spit is wiped on someone or something, usually by a pet. Sometimes spelled "schnerg", or even "shnurg".

"Oh, my dog had a runny nose and rubbed it on my pants. He totally schnurgged me!"

Schnurg by Naninii123 December 17, 2025

schnurph 

to schnurph, to be in a most relaxed state.
(schnurphing out.)

person 1: "Hey mate, what are you up to?"
person 2: "Got a cheeky red wine, I'm just gunna grab a DVD and schnurph..."
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"He schnurphed out; he is asleep on the couch with a nana blanket."
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Person 1:"hey man you look pretty comfy in front of the fire with that glass of brandy."
Person 2:"...schnurph..."

schnurph by Nerd Hunter October 20, 2008

Schnug 

A breed of dog, half pug, half schnauzer. Perhaps one of the cutest and loveable dogs you will ever meet.

Guy 1: Dude, what kind of dog is that?
Guy 2: It's a schnug.
Guy 1: That's a really cute fucking dog.

Schnug by SchnugMom March 12, 2010

schnargle 

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.

Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!

schnargle by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

Schnűggelibee 

A semantically broad term utilised when the (potentially demanding) speaker is sleepy.

Most commonly used to encourage affection or as a request for the company of Northern lasses.

NB: The flexi-syllabic nature of this word (/ noise) allows it to replace the lyrics of any popular songs, post 1969.

Schnűggelibee

Schnűggelibee by colourfuleraser August 31, 2010

schnurrbart 

1.German for moustache.
2.A word you can randomly put in to a sentence to confuse people.

1.Hitler had a pathetically small schnurrbart.
2.Person1-Hey John you got a great schnurrbart.
John-What the fuck is a schnurrbart.

schnurrbart by schnurrbart June 21, 2006

schnerg 

A person that is one part schmuck, one part nerd, and one part geek. This person is highly irritating and abrasive, and has embedded himself into a social network or group that he is not welcome in, but is unaware of this fact. Schnergs typically talk at an unreasonable volume, and with improper frequency, usually in unfortunate circumstances and with por results. Getting rid of these people is next to impossible.

Jim keeps following us everywhere we go, telling his bad jokes along the way. Let's ditch this schnerg.

schnerg by schnerg August 22, 2007