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Schontchz 

Intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis without the use of a condom.
Hey Frank would you schontchz that chick?

Tom was trying to schontchz that drunk girl.

Did you fuck Kelly schontchz?
Schontchz by AirSwo February 18, 2009

schootchie 

a skank and a hoochie
that hoe is a schootchie
schootchie by Andrew February 23, 2005

Schootch the Hole 

A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.

Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!
The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".
Schootch the Hole by WordBaron September 1, 2009

Schootch over

Get closer to your lover.

Cozy up to your mate.
"Babe, schootch over here and hold me." "Schootch closer."
Schootch over by NineSix February 23, 2010

schootching 

The act of schootching is unique to beautiful princesses and cheeky norrells. It is an intimate act of closeness, in no way 'playa-like' and requires co-operation of both parties.
Norrells will never schootch with anyone other than princesses, certainly not randoms.
Some people compare schootching with cootching, but its far better.
Often people cootch for the sake of it, especially males, and usually they count down while doing this, generally for a period of 20 seconds or less.
Schootching on the otherhand is not limited by time, as Norrells are (secretly) sensitive people, happy to schootch wherever, whenever, and for however long princesses like.
schootching by Norrell March 18, 2005

schootch 

Stop being a schootch.
What a dirty schootch she has.
schootch by R.B.I. April 23, 2007