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schootch 

To slide up next to someone in an affectionate manner.
I love to schootch up and watch a romantic movie.
schootch by Intuitive One August 23, 2022

Schootch the Hole 

A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.

Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!
The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".
Schootch the Hole by WordBaron September 1, 2009

Schootch over

Get closer to your lover.

Cozy up to your mate.
"Babe, schootch over here and hold me." "Schootch closer."
Schootch over by NineSix February 23, 2010

Schontchz 

Intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis without the use of a condom.
Hey Frank would you schontchz that chick?

Tom was trying to schontchz that drunk girl.

Did you fuck Kelly schontchz?
Schontchz by AirSwo February 18, 2009
The act of incrementally moving, sliding or scooting one's derrière, buttocks or rear along when sitting on a sofa or bench, usually to make room for others to sit.

Probably derived from "scoot," which means "To move or slide to the side."
Brett, please schooch down a little so Aunt Dolores will have room to sit down.
schooch by Joseph Poliakon December 30, 2004
sick alcoholic wench, slut skank, bitches that are all about drama drama drama
dude, the schoochies are wasted again.
courtney's such a schoochie.
schoochie by Jessica L July 29, 2008
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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