schnoots 

refers to lines of cocaine

"holy shit this weekend was a gongshow, we got wasted and did schnoots until 6am, i'm wrecked!"

schnoots by Lil' Ms B. Havn November 9, 2007

Schnoots 

Meaning to love the smell of energy. Also known as doing lines of cocaine.

Hey girl, wanna do some schnoots tonight and make bad decisions?

Schnoots by Old lady24 April 23, 2022

harvesting schnooseberrys 

"Harvesting schnooseberrys" is the act of sleeping during class for reasons A) you believe you know the information and your attentiveness is not required B) you are so tired that even if you tried to pay attention to the material be presented, apathetic or not, you would get nothing out of it and therefore just decide to sleep as it would be more beneficial C) you simply give 0 shits. "Harvesting schnooseberrys" is sometimes simplified to just "harvesting."

Hey Dan we have test Friday you'd best pay attention
Nah I'm harvesting schnooseberrys, only got a couple Z's last night

Hey Rick tell me about the lesson after class.
Why? Going harvesting?
Yeah

harvesting schnooseberrys by Mahtomedi Guy December 21, 2012

Schnooter

A slightly watered down shot, usually made from a shot of Vodka, whiskey or rum, mixed with a single mixer like coke, sprite, or energy drink. Served in a small glass, and used to get a party started.

Dan: "Paul! The schooters! We want them now!"
Paul: "comin' right up, two tickets to schnooter-ville"

Schnooter by duchened February 20, 2013

schnoot

A dog. Specifically, a cute dog.

Aww! Look at that no-good schnoot.

schnoot by nateweiss July 29, 2005

Schnoot

A dog. Specifically a naughty dog. Often used in an adoring manner.

Person one: Penny's sleeping in a pile of naughty!
Person two: Aww, she's such a schnoot.

Schnoot by jdweiss January 4, 2009

schnootum 

A Fart (to produce gas)

I just did a schnootum!
To Schnoot - To fart.
God that Schnootum stinks of egg!!

schnootum by My ass hurts April 27, 2007