schnootum

A Fart (to produce gas)

I just did a schnootum!
To Schnoot - To fart.
God that Schnootum stinks of egg!!

by My ass hurts April 27, 2007

schmookums

A term of endearment for your partner. Along the lines of baby, sweetiepie , honey, boo, schnookums

"Hey schmookums<3"

by bamf2013 October 14, 2013

Schnooter

A slightly watered down shot, usually made from a shot of Vodka, whiskey or rum, mixed with a single mixer like coke, sprite, or energy drink. Served in a small glass, and used to get a party started.

Dan: "Paul! The schooters! We want them now!"
Paul: "comin' right up, two tickets to schnooter-ville"

by duchened February 20, 2013

schnookums

A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.

My chihuahua Fluffy is the sweetest schnookums in the world.

by anonymooseeh November 11, 2008

Schnookum

A person or object that is incredibly cute or adorable.

Hey schnookum, you look so cute I could just eat you up.

by LeHommardDuMaine September 11, 2011

Shnookums

A word or pet name used to label a loved or dear one. Ex: boyfriend/girlfriend, friend, dog, cat, etc.

"Come here shnookums!"

"You're so sweet shnookums!"

"I love you shnookums."

by Stephanie S. March 16, 2004

Schnookums

A Schnookums, put simply, is a person that is everything that's good in the world, and nothing that's bad.

That's all it is...

Charlotte is such a schnookums! That's all she is!

by And September 20, 2003