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Schnitzin' 

A person who has eaten too much Schnitzel might say...

"Man... I'm Schnitzin right now..."
"Dude, I heard Jillian is Schnitzin' right now...."

"Dude... Fuck what you heard! I'm Schnitzin!"
Schnitzin' by XWING November 25, 2009

Schnitzig 

The unfortunate act of sneezing so hard that a bit of poo comes out. and in this moment you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!
The moment you sneezed: you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!
Schnitzig by Bethanias May 16, 2013

poop schnitzels 

Aw, poop schnitzels I forgot my homework!
poop schnitzels by erikatori June 18, 2008

Schnitzelshnoof 

A small town in Europe somewhere, possibly in Germany, its a town of only 40 people and a few cows, also referred to as a village because the children of the village like to gather round the elders and tell stories of the old times. If you say your from Schnitzelshnoof basically your telling them you're from there because you are sick of people asking you where you are from, and they then say that they have been to the airport or they know someone from there and you really dont give a shit and wish they'd stop staring at your tits...
Guy 1: Hey thats a nice accent where are you from?
Schnitzelshnoofian: You dont know it...

Guy 1: Betchya I do...
Schnitzelshnoofian: I'm from Schnitzelshnoof...
Guy 1: oh... ok...

schnitzing 

Whenever I'm in Chinatown there's always a guy schnitzing on the street.
schnitzing by Shecky Beagleman August 8, 2017

schnitzles 

Teenie, tiny bits of paper that children often drop onto the carpet which makes them very difficult to clean up. Parents know this and when the see the schnitzling begin they get very tense.
"Stop throwing those schnitzles all over the floor!"
schnitzles by ambopinambo March 25, 2007