schnitzius

Carpenter in German

Alternative- hot sexy string bean

Wow! He is such a schnitzius!

by Tabitha Gillespie May 20, 2024

Schnitzin'

A person who has eaten too much Schnitzel might say...

"Man... I'm Schnitzin right now..."

"Dude, I heard Jillian is Schnitzin' right now...."

"Dude... Fuck what you heard! I'm Schnitzin!"

by XWING November 25, 2009

Schnitzig

The unfortunate act of sneezing so hard that a bit of poo comes out. and in this moment you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!

The moment you sneezed: you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!

by Bethanias May 16, 2013

poop schnitzels

crappy, bad or unfortunate

Aw, poop schnitzels I forgot my homework!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

Schnitzelshnoof

A small town in Europe somewhere, possibly in Germany, its a town of only 40 people and a few cows, also referred to as a village because the children of the village like to gather round the elders and tell stories of the old times. If you say your from Schnitzelshnoof basically your telling them you're from there because you are sick of people asking you where you are from, and they then say that they have been to the airport or they know someone from there and you really dont give a shit and wish they'd stop staring at your tits...

Guy 1: Hey thats a nice accent where are you from?
Schnitzelshnoofian: You dont know it...

Guy 1: Betchya I do...
Schnitzelshnoofian: I'm from Schnitzelshnoof...
Guy 1: oh... ok...

by Schnitzelshnoofian president February 10, 2010

schnitzing

Blowing a snot rocket onto the street.

Whenever I'm in Chinatown there's always a guy schnitzing on the street.

by Shecky Beagleman August 8, 2017

schnitzles

Teenie, tiny bits of paper that children often drop onto the carpet which makes them very difficult to clean up. Parents know this and when the see the schnitzling begin they get very tense.

"Stop throwing those schnitzles all over the floor!"

by ambopinambo March 25, 2007