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schniffter 

Pronounced: sch-niff-ter
An object of any form
"Bloody hell Rodney, will you please stop poking me with your bloody schniffter!"
schniffter by James_1010 October 7, 2006
Words you can keep

Ulquiorra Schiffer

(Noun) ウルキオラ・シファー Urukiora Schifa Ulquiorra Schiffer is Espada 4 in the anime/manga series "Bleach" created by Tite Kubo.
Ulquiorra shows quite an analytical mind with great fighting prowess and never reveals his plans or fighting style as most other characters do.
Known to have effortlessly defeated Ichigo in Episode 162 of the Japanese Animated series, Ulquiorra shows no visible sign of weakness.
Pale gray-skinned Arrancar with large emerald green eyes, teal tear streaks and coal black hair.
The remnant of Ulquiorra's Hollow mask is in the shape of a half helmet on the left side of his head with a single horn.

Ulquiorra shows no signs of emotion and is typically inaccurately labeled "emo" because of his straight face and lack of expression.
He displays absolutely no emotions and speaks to others in a condescending and even demeaning manner since he views them as trash and undeserving of his time.
Excerpt of a conversation between Ichigo Kurosaki and Ulquiorra Schiffer from episode 161:

Ichigo:You're...
...Ulquiorra!
Ulquiorra:You know my name?
But I don't recall having told it to you before.
At any rate,
Kuchki Rukia is dead.
Ichigo:What...did you say?!
Ulquiorra:More accurately, she and Espada number 9 killed eachother.
She was covered in wounds, and her body was run through by a spear.
She couldn't possibly be alive.
Ichigo:Don't jump to conclusions.
Rukia's reaitsu just decreased a second ago.
You weren't at their fight, so you wouldn't know weather or not-
Ulquiorra:We have synchronized recognition.
That was one of Espada number 9's abilities, as well as his responsibilities.
He constantly conveys information on any enemy he fights to all of us.

*Ichigo starts to walk away*

Where are you going?
Ichigo:I'm going to save Rukia.
Ulquiorra:I believe I told you she's dead.
Ichigo:I don't think she is.
Ulquiorra:You're being obstinate.
Are you sure you don't want to kill me before you go?
Ichigo:I have no reason to fight you.
Ulquiorra:What does that mean?
Ichigo:You may be the enemy, but you haven't harmed any of my friends yet.
Ulquiorra:I see.
Would that still apply if I told you I was the one who forced Inoue Orihime to come to Hueco Mundo?

*Ichigo flash steps to Ulquiorra dropping Nel and clashes his sword to Ulquiorra's defending iron-skinned arm in a violent rage*

Ichigo:I knew Inoue didn't go to Hueco Mundo of her own free will after all!
Ulquiorra:That's unexpected.
You still held doubts about her intentions, even though you came here to save her.
Ichigo:Don't you understand?!
Everyone's calling Inoue a traitor because of you!
Ulquiorra:Makes sense.
If that wasn't the case, then it would mean I'd miscalculated something.
Ichigo:Damn you!
Ulquiorra:Is that reason enough for you to fight me now?
Ulquiorra Schiffer by Hollow Girl January 4, 2009

Sniffter 

A small quantity of fortified wine, usually served in a small port glass or port pipe.
Can I have a sniffter please or Do you feel like a wee sniffter?
Sniffter by tcc013 July 20, 2010

Ulquiorra Schiffer

{Ool-kee-awr-uh Shif-er}

1. /Noun/ - A character from the popular anime/manga, Bleach. He is a main part of the antagonist group, the Espada, under the command of Aizen Sousuke. His outward appearance is odd (like half the characters in the entire series) consisting of deathly pale skin, large and extremely green eyes, jet black hair, and cyan lines running down his face giving him the appearance that he is crying. As well, the remaining parts of his Hollow mask (as he is an Arrancar) looks like someone had taken a Viking's helmet, chopped it in half, and super-glued part of it onto the left side of his head. His Hollow hole is at the base of his throat.

Not only do the tear streaks that run down his face give fans enough grounds to call him "emo" and "emo bitch", but he also has the personality that makes a potato look exciting. Despite this, he still has massive amounts of fangirls.

Ulquiorra's release form is yet to be known, but there are many theories on the matter such as some form of feline or reptile. Some people even joke he may end up being a garbage man or trash can, due to the fact that in his first appearance he deems everyone he meets as 'trash'.

Popular romantic pairings with Ulquiorra Schiffer are Grimmjow Jaegarjaques, Aizen Sousuke, and most annoyingly of all, Inoue Orihime.

Ulquiorra's rank among the Espada is fourth, represented by the Gothic four on his chest. He also has the ability to take out his eye and crush it to pass on information, having the eye later regenerate.

2. /verb/ - To be out emo-d, out bitched, deliver less ownage, and out uke-d by someone else.
Noun
1. Who's the emo looking kid on the television? Oh wait, that's just Ulquiorra.

2. When Ulquiorra Schiffer is paired up with Inoue Orihime, my mind implodes due to the complete oddity of it all.

Verb
1. Ulquiorra is the only character that can ever master the art of Ulquiorra.

shnifter 

A Poxon-coined phase for a cigarette

Variations:

To shnift: to smoke a cigarette
Shnifting: The act of smoking a shnift
Shnifts/Shnifters: Cigarettes
Q 'Here mate, can i nick a shnifter off you?'
A 'You bastard, you're always nicking my shnifts'
shnifter by Richard Bromley May 5, 2006

Schniftar 

A small portion of something, usually larger than a pinch, but often smaller than a dollop.
Can I have a schniftar of your ice cream cone Donnie?
Schniftar by nathenalexdan October 24, 2008

shniffer 

One who sniffs shit and enjoys it.
Eric : "What are you doing with your head in the toilet"
John: "Smelling this turd"
Eric: "Holy crap, you're such a damn shniffer!"
shniffer by PSYCH0 September 3, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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