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To schnieb ones self is to engage in a vigorous activity involving self penetration with ones fist at the same time as receiving an email

'john took a schnieb in the evening whilst on msn'
Schnieb by Adam1989 June 25, 2008
Words you can keep
can mean anything but somthing schiebly
Your a not schnibely man! You schnieb!!!
schnieb by Dan December 10, 2003

schnieb dust 

the act of luring a man in close with the promise of anal penetration, only to fart on the tip of his penis.
Tally: You want to do me in the ass?
Dex: Hell yeah I do

**Dex moves in for the poke and....PFFFFFFFFFFFT**

Dex: Oh my God, you just schnieb dusted me
schnieb dust by its dot April 11, 2010

Schnibblins 

The leftover, smallest pieces of a given item. Often referring to food, in particular, the extra crispy little bits of french fries found at the bottom of the container.
Audrey's favorite food experience is eating the crispy goodness of schnibblins found at the bottom of the container of fries.
Schnibblins by ThisisJoeW September 15, 2021

Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.
After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.
Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Sceniebopper 

little kids who try to be scene but fail.
They usually run around the mall in tiaras and moon boots.
omg the scenieboppers are here... Run!!!
Sceniebopper by Moonshinaz December 18, 2007

schnibb-schnobb

noun: the art of bullshittin, shootin the shit, holding endless, meaningless, conversations that sometimes result in interesting or quizzical points.
John Louis's schnibb-schnobbin helpd him realized certain things within the relativily of his own time frame, given the conditions of the moment, his realizations felt important and meaningful.
schnibb-schnobb by Laura Wolf March 28, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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