schneer

an uncircumcised penis. Often associated with mandrill hands on the pipeline

The guy over there keeps pulling on his schneer

by Gusbus247 September 12, 2020

Schneeberger

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.

After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.

by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Schneef

Canadian slang for cocaine

Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.

by JonW May 29, 2003

Hoover some schneef

When one partakes in the act of inhaling cocaine through the nostril. The "hoover" section of the saying comes from the vacuum brand, while schneef is a variation on the word sniff or to sniff. "Schneef" is slang for cocaine.

I'm so drunk, someone needs to rack up so I can hoover some schneef right now.

I'm surprised we're not hoovering some schneef right now!

by Michael Wrightwood November 25, 2022

schnerg

A person that is one part schmuck, one part nerd, and one part geek. This person is highly irritating and abrasive, and has embedded himself into a social network or group that he is not welcome in, but is unaware of this fact. Schnergs typically talk at an unreasonable volume, and with improper frequency, usually in unfortunate circumstances and with por results. Getting rid of these people is next to impossible.

Jim keeps following us everywhere we go, telling his bad jokes along the way. Let's ditch this schnerg.

by schnerg August 22, 2007

Schneed

A irritating person or organism.

Todd stop being a fucking schneed.

by sto410420 December 6, 2016

SCHEERMONGERING

Conservative Party tactic of making up and deliberately spreading false, misleading, frightening and or exaggerated rumors of impending danger or the habit or tactic of purposly arrousing public fear for partisan political purposes.

The Conservative Party is Scheermongering again by calling refugees and asylum seekers illegal, creating fear and toxicity.

The Conservative party claiming carbon tax is a job killer is nothing more than Scheermongering to manipulate votes.

The Scheermongering Conservatives are once again spreading lies about taxes and trying to cover up their decade of incompetence.

by Canadian Voter January 31, 2019