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schmodel 

A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).

A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.

A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
schmodel by elle renae June 16, 2010

Schniodeled 

When you play Grim Dawn with your bros, but you die excessively, so you get mad drunk instead of respeccing your character.
Man, he is going to get schniodeled tonight.
Schniodeled by strifas July 16, 2019

schnozelberry

1. sounds like a really gross word

2.what it makes you think of

3. a funny word to say.

4. it is not REALLY a berry
1. schnozelberry, hearing that sound makes me want to vomit!

2. Schnozelberry's make be think of a snot berry.

3.Schnozelberry, it sounds really funny, but can u spell it?

4. A schnozelberry is not really a berry, but a word made up by Ashley and Bob.
schnozelberry by ADD March 31, 2005

schnovel 

Longer than a story, shorter than a full-length novel; also called a novella
1: What are you reading? A novel?
2. No, it's a schnovel.
schnovel by P. Seudonym December 29, 2009

Schnüdel 

German word for the cable and plug from an overhead projector, the one that plugs into your laptop.
Pass me the schnüdel please so I can present my powerpoint slides
Schnüdel by Deutsche Steve March 10, 2011

Schnudel 

The ultimate definition of a BOSS. he is the AFTERSHOW
Welcom Aftershow Schnudel
Schnudel by Schnudel January 2, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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