A cryptid that resides in sullivan's gulch on the east side of pkrtland in the Lloyd neighborhood. It has 2 penises each with a nutsack holding 3 testicals per nut sack. Or 6 nuts in total. It had 1-3 eyes that it keeps in its mouth, it ejaculates pure liquid gold. It has fingers instead of arms. A nose on
top of its head, two cat earsand one mighty
bird leg with
long sharp.claws. its body shape is round and its covered in
green feathers and its mouthis as wide as its body. It has yellow teeth and bad breath. It is also relentless when persuing a mate and it has been spotted having sex with a
toaster that is plugged in with the button pressed down. It seems to like to roast its genetalia.
When you see gold on the ground in sullivan's gulch, leave it
alone it's the schnudel Giester's jizz and it has laid a trap so that it can penetrate your
bum without
consent.